I know this is r/jokes, but I have to share this with someone.

I’m about to go and see the bank manager and my life will change forever. I’ll finally have the money to take my kids abroad, buy my wife that car she’s always wanted and have plenty left over to enjoy Christmas.

I’m talking millions here, guys. I can’t contain my excitement, in fact, I’m so hyped up, I can barely fit this stocking over my head.

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