I said what the fuck are you doing?
He said the car is illegally parked.
I told him he’s a pig.
So then he writes another ticket for a bald tyre.
I told him he’s fucking hitler.
So he then writes another ticket for a defective wiper blade.
I said fuck you and he then gives another ticket for expired tax.
You should have seen the look on his face when the owner of the car showed up.