I had a conversation with someone online. It sort of went well

Me: I hate my fucking life!

Stranger: No you don’t, you hate it at the moment

Me: I’m 22, work in a fast food restaurant, and I’ll never get a better job. And if I tell my boss, he’ll cut my already shit pay because he’s a cheap bastard

Stranger: That’s illegal

Me: And my only friend is a mental retard

Stranger: That makes you a wonderful friend

Me: All we ever do is stupid shit together. And neither of us can drive, since he’s a mental retard and I can never pass my drivers test

Stranger: Drivers ed, it works!

Me: And do you know what the worst part is?

Stranger: You live in a pineapple under the sea?

Me: Goddamnit

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