Me: I hate my fucking life!
Stranger: No you don’t, you hate it at the moment
Me: I’m 22, work in a fast food restaurant, and I’ll never get a better job. And if I tell my boss, he’ll cut my already shit pay because he’s a cheap bastard
Stranger: That’s illegal
Me: And my only friend is a mental retard
Stranger: That makes you a wonderful friend
Me: All we ever do is stupid shit together. And neither of us can drive, since he’s a mental retard and I can never pass my drivers test
Stranger: Drivers ed, it works!
Me: And do you know what the worst part is?
Stranger: You live in a pineapple under the sea?