Inside he sees a girl that he thinks looks hot. He walks up to her and starts to talk, then stops. The girl is confused and asks “Were you going to say something?” The guy smiles and says “I was gonna tell you a joke about my penis, but it’s too long.” He sits down next the girl. The girl. Begins to say something but stops. The guy asks if she was going to say something. The girl smiles and says “I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina, but you’ll never get it.”
- A white guy woke up in a cell with an Asian man and a black man.
- Highway Dildo