I got fired today because my boss caught me masturbating with a vegetable
It seems they have strict safety protocols about what you’re allowed to do with the COVID patients
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- My mum keeps moaning about the cost of things these days. £2.50 for a sandwich, £1.50 for coffee, £12.50 for a Sunday lunch….
- Just caught a disgusting pervert on the bus.