I forgot to tell you a secret.

*me and my friend talking*

My friend: Dude I have a secret to tell you.

Me: Cool, what is it?

My Friend: Dumbass, I said it’s a secret.

Me: I see. Oh I forgot to tell you something.

My Friend: What is it?

Me: Dipshit, I said I forgot it.

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