I came home from the bar four hours late last night. “Where the hell have you been?” screamed my wife.

I said, “I’ve been playing poker with some blokes.”

“Playing poker with some blokes?” she repeated. “Well, you can pack your bags and go!”

“So can you” I said, “This isn’t our house anymore.”

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