I bought a Ouija board recently from a strange old man…

I got it home, laid out the pieces and before I could even ask it a question the planchette started to move around, it eventually spelt

I’VE GOT A MESSAGE TO YOU

‘What is your message?’ I asked.

YOU SHOULD BE DANCING

Fear started flushing over me, ‘Why should I be dancing?’

NIGHT FEVER

I started to become more confused then frightened now, I needed to get to the bottom of this. ‘You’re talking gibberish’ I shouted!

JIVE TALKIN. HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE. STAYING ALIVE…

‘God damn it!’ I shouted. That old bastard sold me a Bee Gee board!

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