I asked my wife “If I was an inanimate object, what would I be?”

She said “a window”

I thought about it for a minute and then said “Is that because I’m transparent, I let the sunshine into your life and shield you from the rain?”

She looked up slowly, smiled and said “No it’s because you’re a fucking pane”

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