I asked a prostitute
“How Much For A Hand Job?”
Lady: “50..Do You Want One Honey?”
I: “No…No, it just makes me happy To Know How Much I Save When I Do It My Self”
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- I recently failed out of military school when I was asked what steps I would take to ensure my safety during a terrorist attack.
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