So an airplane is going to crash. There were 4 passengers on board – but only 3 parachutes!
The 1st passenger said, ‘I’m Jeff Bezos! Amazon needs me to deliver useless stuff to the world! I can’t die! .’ So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, ‘ Sad! I bet this plane was made in Mexico! I am the smartest President in American history, I tell you. In fact, when it comes to parachuting, I’m so great. Let me tell you something – when I parachute out, people will be saying for years they have never seen something so good as me at parachuting. He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10-year-old schoolboy, ‘My son, I have lived a long and happy life. I’ll be with God soon. You take the parachute.’
The schoolboy said, ‘That’s okay, Your Holiness, there’s a parachute left for you. America ‘s smartest President took my schoolbag.