Husband Shopping

Two women go to this new store to shop for a husband. As they enter, they are informed that they can open a door on any floor they want, but if they go up a floor, they cannot go back and must move forward. On the first floor, the see a sign that says, “These men, have high paying jobs and love children.” One looks at the other and says, “That’s better than not having a job or hating kids, but let’s see what’s further up…” Second floor has a sign that says, “These men have high paying jobs, are good looking and love kids.” The women share a look of excitement, but decide to move on. Third floor says, “These men have high paying jobs, are EXTREMELY good looking, love kids, and help around the house.” One woman almost opens the door, but her friend says, “Let’s see what’s further up!” Fourth floor sign says, “These men have high paying jobs, are EXTREMELY good looking, love kids, help around the house and have a strong romantic streak.” They paused as the considered the caveat once more. “There’s one more floor,” one of the women says, “Let’s see what’s further up!”. Fifth floor sign says, “This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to satisfy. Please exit the building and have a nice day.”

edit: the double please was bothering me

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