his wife asks, what the hell happened?! He says “I got caught sticking my dick in the pickle slicer.” “Dear lord!” she declares. “Are you OK?” “Yea, I’m totally fine.” he says. “Was the pickle slicer turned on?” she says, to which the husband replied “Yea, she loved it.”
- Which clown has killed the most people?
- Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve?