Husband and Wife…

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband – Aaah! …At last! I can hardly wait!

Wife – Do you want me to leave?

Husband – No! Don’t even think about it.

Wife – Do you love me?

Husband – Of course! Always have and always will!

Wife – Have you ever cheated on me?

Husband – No! Why are you even asking?

Wife – Will you kiss me?

Husband – Every chance I get!

Wife – Will you hit me?

Husband – heck no! Are you crazy?!

Wife – Can I trust you?

Husband – Yes.

Wife – Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.

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