Husband and wife decide to make a password…
…for sex, they decide on ‘washing machine’. Later in bed that night husband says, “Washing machine.” Wife replies, “Not tonight darling I have a sore head.” Half an hour passes and she feels guilty so she says, “Washing machine.” Husband replies, “ Too late it was only a small load so I decided to do it by hand.”
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