How to Get Married

A woman is dating this man who won’t commit. Her mother says, “Next time you make love, when you are done, snuggle up to him and say, ‘What are we going to name the baby.’ That will make him think about having a family.”

So sure enough, after the deed, she burrows into his shoulder and says, “What are we going to name the baby?”

He pulled his condom off, knotted it, and threw it into the trash bin. “If he can get out of that, we’ll call the little fucker Houdini.”

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