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How does a muslim close a door?

June 15, 2017 Editor's Pick 0 Comment

Islams it

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  • ← A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, “In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative.”
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