A priest, minister, and Soviet are discussing the subject of vermin.
Priest: “I have tried everything to keep the mice out of the church. I’ve tried traps, poison, cursing them to Hell, everything!”
Minister: “I baptized them and made them members of the church. Now I only see them on Christmas and Easter!”
Soviet: “I hang up sign that says ‘Collective Farm’. Half starve, the other half run away.”