How do you get mice out of the church? (semi-OC!)

A priest, minister, and Soviet are discussing the subject of vermin.

Priest: “I have tried everything to keep the mice out of the church. I’ve tried traps, poison, cursing them to Hell, everything!”

Minister: “I baptized them and made them members of the church. Now I only see them on Christmas and Easter!”

Soviet: “I hang up sign that says ‘Collective Farm’. Half starve, the other half run away.”

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