How do you fight a bear?

Dad giving advice to his son “if you’re hiking and a 9 foot grizzly rears up, you just reach back, grab a handful of sh*t and throw it in the bear’s eyes. Then run.”

Son “Where do you get the sh*t from?”

“Trust me, it’ll be there.”

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