Plz Bare my grammatical errors, first time posting here and it’s translated from Hindi
Akbar: birbal I think I have small dick how can I make it appear big?
Birbal: my lord shave you pubic hair, it tends to appear big and girls like it more that way.
So Akbar shaves his balls and pubic hair and goes to his wife’s room
He turns off room light and enters the dark room As soon as he enters she places her hand in his pants
Akbar wife: Birbal what are you doing here, it’s time Akbar might come any moment