Horrible joke

So a guy is in a bar when the woman across from him sneezes and her glass eye flies out. The man catches it and hands it back to the woman. The woman says “thanks” and then offers to buy him a drink.

The woman then offers to drive him home. On the way to his house, the man asks “Are you always this nice to men that you meet?” and she says “No, you just happened to catch my eye”

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