Jesus, Moses and an old man are playing golf one day.
The hole is a par 3 with a huge lake in front of the tee.
Jesus steps up, takes his swing, BOOM, the ball flies up and lands on the edge of the opposite side of the lake.
Jesus walks across the water, hits his ball to land on the green.
Moses steps up, takes his swing, BOOM, the ball flies up and lands in the middle of the lake.
Moses parts the water, walks down to his ball and smacks it out onto the green.
The old man steps up, takes his swing, BOOM, straight up into the air and headed for the middle of the lake……
BUT, before the ball hits the water, a giant bass jumps up, and swallows the ball. Before the bass hits the water, an eagle swoops out of the sky, snatches the bass and starts to fly away! A sudden clap of thunder startles the eagle, the bird drops the bass onto the green, the ball pops out of the bass’ mouth, straight into the cup! Hole In ONE!
Jesus turns around to the old man and says: “Nice shot, Dad. Now will you quit fuckin’ around and play golf??”