During the Second World War hitler and his troops storm into a village and gather the people in the village to the square. Hitler wanted to shoot the people there but decided it was too boring. He came up with a game where the wifes would need to identify her man only by touching his dick. If she failed at this game, Hitler would kill her whole family.
He ordered his troops to seperate them and put blindfolds on the women and open the dicks of the men.
They call the first women to play the game, she goes “not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine, aah yes that one”. She saves her husband and family. Next women comes “not mine, nope, no chance thats mine, nop, aha yes this is him”. She also saves her family.
This goes on for a couple more rounds and nobody dies, Hitler gets bored. To add some excitement he orders couple of his men to join the group, and then calls in the next women. She goes “not this, nope, not mine” then the turn comes to the soldier and she furiously shouts “Who the fuck is this?!”