Hillary Clinton was visiting a school…

In one class, she asks the students if anyone can give her an example of a “tragedy.” One little boy stands up and offers “If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy.”

“No”, Clinton says, “That would be an ACCIDENT.”

A girl raises her hand. “If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved….that would be a tragedy.”

“I’m afraid not” explains Clinton. “That is what we call a GREAT LOSS.” The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer. “What?” asks Clinton, “Isn’t anyone able to give me an example of tragedy?”

Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says; “If an airplane carrying Hillary and Bill Clinton were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy.”

“Wonderful!” Clinton beams. “Marvelous, can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?”

“Well,” says the boy, “because it couldn’t be an accident, and certainly would be no great loss!”

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