Why’s the leader of Russia always late?
An old one, but I’ve never seen it on this sub…
I’m thinking about starting a business that recycles discarded chewing gum…
[Long]US Navy Retirement Bonus[NSFW]
The guys at the gym called me a fat loser …
I was passing by my son’s bedroom and was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, I saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, ‘Dad’. With the worst premonition, I opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands…
I want to get weighed.
What do you call a condom that is shared by several people?
I was asked, “Tits man or ass man?”
My wife has been working out a lot lately.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will hunt you and I will find you
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive..
My girlfriend wanted a favor from me
I asked my boss if I could have time off work because I was having a baby
A guy walks up to the counter and says, “Burger and Fries, please”.
