Herman Himmelman wanted to try fishing

It didn’t go very well, for a week he went to the lake every day and didn’t catch a single fish. Not willing to endure another evening of jokes pointed at him, on the way home he stops at the local grocery store and asks the store clerk and points at the water tank in the corner “Hey, could you please pick 4 of the bluegills and throw it at me?”
“Wh…why would you want me to throw it at you?”
“So my wife will believe I caught them”
“Ah, okay, but may I suggest salmon?”
“Why?”
“Mrs. Himmelman stopped by in the morning and said that in case you’d show up she would prefer you to catch a salmon for dinner”

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