Her name was Carmen…
Carmen is invited to a party, and decides to go solo. Once there, she quickly discovers she doesn’t know anyone, and moves to the bar to grab a drink. Scoping out the partiers in the hopes of finding someone she knows, she spots a good looking young man in the corner, also all alone. She approaches him and introduces herself. “Hi, I’m Carmen”.
“What a beautiful name,” he says. “Is that a family name?”
“No, it’s simply the combination of the two things I like most,” she say, “Cars and men. Carmen. What’s your name?”
And he says “Well, if that’s the case, my name is BJ. BJ Titsengolf.”
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