Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?

“Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?”

“No- wait, Dracula?”

“Yes!”

“You’re vampires?”

“Yes. We have pamphlets.”

“Vampires have missionaries?”

“Where else would new vampires come from?”

“I assumed you bit people.”

“There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?”

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