Heisenberg and Schrodinger are out for a drive when they are stopped by the police.

“Do you know how fast you were going?” demands the cop. “No,” replies Heisenberg, “but I knew where I was.”

The cop sniffs, then opens the trunk and says “And do you know there is a dead cat in here?”. “Well, I do now!” Schrodinger scowls.

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