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He said he was a communist.

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I should’ve known darnit, there were red flags everywhere.

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  • ← I was really at my unluckiest in 2020, my friends abandoned me, my girlfriend left me, and even my family stopped supporting me. Even worse my body started failing me, my legs gave out one time, my left went completely numb once, and my eyesight is even worse.
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