He has a nun fantasy

A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies:

– “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you”

She answers,

– ”My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

– “Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds,

– “Well, let’s see what we can do about that – you have to be single and you must be Catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says,

– “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”

– “OK,” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

– “My dear child,” said the nun, why are you crying?”

– “Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”

The nun says,

– “That’s OK. My name is Steve and I’m going to a Halloween party!”

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