Happy new year to everyone
Unless you’re Australian, in which case ɹɐǝʎ ʍǝu ʎddɐH
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- A grandfather sits flustered in his workshop unable to recall where he left his toolbox. He calls over his grandson and asks him, “son, what’s the name of the German that keeps stealing my tools?!”
- I’m starting a new business tomorrow.