and bets anyone in the bar $100 if they have a musical instrument his octopus can’t play he’ll pay them $10,000. A man immediately hops up with a harmonica, confident he had won the money. But the octopus shows expert skill with the harmonica, receiving a round of applause from the other patrons. Another man hesitantly proceeds with a banjo, laying it on a stool next to the octopus. The octopus eyed the man unwaveringly and reached for the instrument with a single tentacle and pulled it into a familiar position. The man already knew he was beaten before a note was played, not that it stopped the octopus from chopping down a bluegrass solo that elicited another round of applause from a now growing crowd. Then a third man placed a set of bagpipes at the foot of the octopus who had become silent and seemed to apprehend this instrument with a quiet awe. He inspected it closely, then pulled it to one side, then lifted it above and examined it from underneath. His partner now becoming worried leaned in, “Hurry up and play it! There’s a line of people with instruments out here we’re gonna make a fortune!” But the octopus remained diligently observing the bagpipes. “Play it? If I can figure out how to get these pajamas off I’m gonna fuck it!”
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