Bartender: What can I get you?
Guy: I’ll have 12 shots of Jack lined up here on the bar.
Bartender: Wow! You celebrating something? Pissed off? Trying to forget?
Guy: Well I just had my first blowjob.
Bartender: Well that’s good, I’ll tell you what I’m gonna give you a 13th one on the house.
Guy: Nah that won’t be necessary, if 12 doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth then I’m screwed.