Guy walks in to a bar

Bartender: What can I get you?

Guy: I’ll have 12 shots of Jack lined up here on the bar.

Bartender: Wow! You celebrating something? Pissed off? Trying to forget?

Guy: Well I just had my first blowjob.

Bartender: Well that’s good, I’ll tell you what I’m gonna give you a 13th one on the house.

Guy: Nah that won’t be necessary, if 12 doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth then I’m screwed.

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