Guy takes his dog to the vet because it’s become cross-eyed.

The vet picks the dog up and stares it straight in the eyes for a minute.

“I’m afraid I’m going to have to put your dog down,” he says.

“What, just because he’s cross-eyed??” says the man.

“No,” says the vet, “because he’s fucking heavy.”

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