Guy goes up to a produce stock boy and says…

“I want half a head of lettuce. Can you do that for me?” The stock boy says, “Just a minute,” and heads off the back room. He finds the produce manager and says, “Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce.” Something makes him look back and he sees that the customer has followed him and is standing right behind him. “And this kind gentleman,” he continues, “has agreed to buy the other half!”

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