“I want half a head of lettuce. Can you do that for me?” The stock boy says, “Just a minute,” and heads off the back room. He finds the produce manager and says, “Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce.” Something makes him look back and he sees that the customer has followed him and is standing right behind him. “And this kind gentleman,” he continues, “has agreed to buy the other half!”
- I like Peter Pan jokes because they never get old
- I’m having a hard time trying to decide on which pencil to use for my English literature exam.