guy goes to the doctor ..

a guy goes to teh doctor .

doc says ” well what seems to be the problem?”

guy says ” its my elbow doc , its killing me !”

doc says ” well a normal visit would have a $50 co-pay , but we have a new machine that can diagnose you just by peeing in a cup and the co-pay is only $5″

guy says ” heck doc , ill go with the machine .”

so the guy pees in a cup and hands it to the doctor . the doctor puts the cup in the machine and the lights go <blink> <blink> <blink> the wheels spin round <whir> <whir> <whir> and it prints out a report <clackety clack > <clickety clack> <clackety clack> . the doc tears it off and looks at it .

the guy says ” what’s it say doc ?”

doc says ” well according to this you have tennis elbow “

the guy exclaims ” what !?!? thats crazy ! ive never played tennis in my life . i cant even stand to watch it on tv !”

doc says ” well its a new machine , they’re still working out some of the kinks . tell you what , take another cup home with you , pee in it tonight and bring it back tomorrow and we’ll try it aghain “

so the guy takes the cup home with him and he’s still grumbling .” ill show that stupid machine !”

so he has his daughter pee in the cup , he has his wife pee in the cup , he has his dog pee in the cup and just for good measure , he jerks off into the cup .

the next day he goes back to the doctor and says ” here doc, put this in your machine !”

the doctor puts the cup in the machine and the lights go <blink> <blink> <blink> the wheels spin round <whir> <whir> <whir> and it prints out a report <clackety clack > <clickety clack> <clackety clack> . the doc tears it off and looks at it.

guy says ” whats it say now doc ?”

doc says ” well according to this , your daughters pregnant , your wife has syphilis , your dog has fleas , AND IF YOU DONT QUIT JERKING OFF YOU’LL NEVER GET RID OF THAT TENNIS ELBOW ! “

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