Guy goes to a fancy dress party in a green jumpsuit carry a woman by piggy back…..

Doorman: You can’t come in mate, you’re not in fancy dress

Guy: Yes I am, I’m a tortoise

Doorman: well I can see you’re wearing green, but what’s with the woman on your back?

Guy: That’s Michelle….

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