A guy goes to a doctor and tells him, “I’ve been thinking about this a long time. I want to be castrated. This is important to me, and don’t try to talk me out of it. I don’t want any discussion. Just do it.”
The doctor shrugs and agrees, and schedules him for surgery the next day.
The guy is laying in the recovery room afterwards with his knees up and an icepack where the work was done, and he looks over and sees another guy in the exact same recovery position. “Looks like we both got the same surgery.”
The other guy nods, “Yeah, although I still feel silly getting circumcised–“
“THAT’S THE WORD!”