Guy goes into a deli

He looks over the menu:

Ham sandwich: $5 Roast beef sandwich: $7.50 Handjob: $250

He looks at the hot blonde behind the counter and says, “who gives the handjob?”

“I do!” She says with a smile!

“Well, wash your hands and make me a ham sandwich”

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