Guy crosses the border on a bicycle with two bags over his shoulder

The guard stops him and asks: “What’s in the bags?” “Nothing but sand sir” So he examines the bags and indeed nothing but sand. “Ok you’re clear move on” Two weeks later, same thing. So this guy goes on for months, every two weeks same bags, same sand and they find nothing and it drives them nuts. So finally one day one of the guards can’t take it anymore and follows the guy. So he sees him sitting at a cafe with his two bags of sand. He steps up to him and says: “Listen buddy you got us crazy down at the office. Please tell me what you’re smuggling, I know it must be something. I swear I won’t tell!” So the guy takes a nip from his drink, lifts his head up and looks at him and says: ” bicycles.”

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