Guy and his wife go into a new bar…

The man sees a hooker at the end of the bar and points it out to his wife. She thinks he is imagining things. So he says, “Here. I’ll prove it.”

He goes to the bathroom and kills a few minutes. Then he comes back and and approaches the working girl. He buys her a drink and his wife moves to where she can unobtrusively listen.

“So,” she says, “you looking for a good time?”

The guy says, “Maybe. How much?”

She says “$250.”

The guy says, “No, that’s too much. All I have is $50.”

The hooker says, “That won’t get you anything. $200 is as low as I’ll go.”

The guy says, “Well, all I got’s a $50 so… sorry.” He gets up and leaves. He works his way back to where his wife is sitting and says, “See? I told you.”

She is horrified and says, “Let’s get out of here! I don’t want to be in a place like this.” So they get up to leave and as they walk out the door….

The hooker says, “Yeah. See what you get for $50?”

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