Gunpowder therapy

A boy goes to his grandfather and says “Grandpa, how did you ever get so old?”

“Well,” replies the grandfather, “every morning, I pour a teaspoon of gunpowder into my coffee, and I guess that’s the reason.” So the boy begins drinking coffee and doing the same.

90 years pass, and the boy dies having reached the age of 95. He left behind 3 kids, 5 grandkids, 4 great grandkids, several million dollars, and a 60 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

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