Grandma’s Apple Pie

An old man is dying, with his young grandson by his bedside. He asks his grandson to lean over and whispers “Johnny, I smell your grandma’s apple pie. Looks like she took it of the oven. Go to the kitchen and bring me a piece. It’s my favorite.”

Johnny gets up and leaves. 2 minutes later he comes back empty handed and says “Sorry, grandpa, but grandma says its for after the funeral.”