A man came to a job interview.
The boss asks “What do you have to offer?” and the man replies “I am a good worker.” and he gets hired (I know, easiest interview ever).
Anyway, the first day of work, his boss goes to the office to check on him but he couldn’t find him. He asks around if anyone has seen him, but they all say he came to the office and left immediately. The boss stormed out of the office and searched the whole building, but the new employee was nowhere to be found.
Finally, after going outside, he saw the guy relaxing on a patch of grass next to the building “Where, in the name of fuck, have you been?! I spent the entire day looking for you!” the boss screamed “Well…” the guy replies “a good worker is difficult to find these days.”