God said to Gabriel:

“I’ve finally finished my masterpiece. Beautiful mountains, spectacular lochs, and whisky – the most amazing drink in my creation. I shall call this land ‘Scotland'”

“That sounds fantastic” Gabriel said. “What have the people of this land done to deserve all this?”

“Well” said God. “Wait til you see the neighbours they’re getting”

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