God and Jesus go golfing

God and Jesus go out to play a round of golf. Their first hole is a par 3 and Jesus tees off first. He hits a great shot and the ball lands just a few feet shy of the hole. God goes next and hits a shot that goes 15 feet. All of a sudden a squirrel runs out and grabs the ball and starts running away. Then suddenly an eagle swoops down and grabs the squirrel. The squirrel starts to squirm and the eagle drops it. It lands on the green and drops the ball. The ball starts to roll and goes in the hole giving God a hole in one. Jesus turns to him and asks “are we here to play golf or fuck around”?

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