He says ‘I drive my truck from Hamburg to Liverpool via Holland/Belgium over to the UK and up to Liverpool, drops his load off and back to Hamburg in under 2 days.
Drunk old scouse man can’t help but hear him and mutters ‘Fuck off lad, I used to pick my load up in Liverpool, drop it off in Hamburg and make it back to Liverpool the same day!’
German man, gives a sarcastic laugh and replies ‘Oh yeah old man, what rig were you driving?’
Old fella replies ‘a fucking Lancaster Bomber!!’