George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Trump die in a plane crash

They go up to the pearly gates to be judged. Each of them finds himself standing in front of a huge oak door. Then a voice booms out, “George Bush, you have led a sinful life, now this will be your punishment throughout all eternity.”

They Bush’s door creaks open and an ugly old witch comes out, grabs Bush, and drags him off.

Next, the voice booms out: “Dick Cheney, you have led a sinful life, now this will be your punishment throughout all eternity.” Cheney’s door creaks slowly open, and a really hideously ugly old hag comes out. She grabs Cheney, gives an evil cackle, and drags him off.

So now Trump is standing there by himself, wondering what’s in store for him, when he spots a keyhole in his door. He looks through the door and sees Kim Kardashian.

Suddenly the voice booms out: “Kim Kardashian, you have led a sinful life…”

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