Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Woman: Honey? Are you at the club?
Man: Yes. Woman: I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it ok if i buy it?
Man: Sure, if you really like it.
Woman: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2013 models. I saw I really liked. It’s only $98,000.
Man: Ok but for that price, make sure it comes with all the options.
Woman: Great, and one more thing. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. Theyr’e asking for $980,000.
Man: Well then go ahead and make an offer of $950,000. They will probably take it. If not, go add the extra $30,000 if you think it’s a really good price.
Woman: Thank you, I love you so much! Your’e so generous! See you later.
Man: Your’e worth it, I love you too. Bye.
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, with mouths wide open. The man turns and asks “Whose phone is this?”